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Damn

That took you long enough afro... I've been waiting for this for too long :-P

GREAT JOB!!!

Great game!

Great game guys.

ONE MAJOR PROBLEM:

Make harder levels as well. I quickly got to the point where I was beating the hardest level easily every time ( after only like 15 mins or less )

EviLudy responds:

Yes, I've had a couple more reviews about this...

You really need to fix this.

I just read all the other reviews and your reactions. The guy with the super long review is right on every point. To everyone that says it's too hard, you say stay under the cow. This does nothing, because the other cow can GO THROUGH YOU. This means when you drop it below yourself the cow just zooms through you and turns the holy blessing into a raw blessing. Like the guy with the long review, I tried everything, and it is impossible. Again like him, I think this has great potential, and you NEED to fix this before it's too late and Tom/Wade/whoever has viewed this and deemed it impossible and you don't get front page. If you fix it before that, this is almost guaranteed front page. Good luck!

earl223 responds:

Yeah... i did. You can now play it without the pesky Unhly Cow.

Anyways, i guess some of you just have to play with the Unholy guy a little longer. I've been testing the game while making it of course and have found a way to easily avoid the critter. Which is why i suggested: "Stay below the Unholy Cow..." and also the more distance you place between you and the cow, the faster the sucker will go. So keep you distance at a minimum, and try and go in circles around him. I hope it will work for you coz it worked for me.

Ehhhh

Not only is it probably stolen actionscript, it just wasn't fun and it's just like so many other generic platformers.

It didn't captivate me, the graphics weren't amazing or anything... I mean you didn't even incorporate squash and stretch.

This doesn't deserve it's score in my view.

G-C responds:

I don't see how its like so many other platformers, seeing as there is no platfroms involved, but hey, thats yor opinion.

Kept me captivated

You should test it though, because level 10 is so hard, that you can't beat it with human reflexes. In fact, the only way to beat it is to repeatedly click and hope to randomly hit it. Or cheat.

All the others I beat the real way though.

Hey asshole

Hey asshole don't make the green and red so close next time. I'm red/green colorblind and I couldn't tell the red dots from the green dots. Make them different shades, or bigger, or just different colors. Ruined the fun. Plus this's the exact same code from a game on the front page with just different graphics.

Needs a lot of work

This needs work man. Needs to be more exciting, more things than just waiting for a yellow car, plus needs to not be mouse. Otherwise how can both people play? You have to move the mouse to your button and it doesn't work for both players. Plus you need to compress your sound. Way too big. Also make nicer graphics. From your loading screen I thought it'd be good but it wasn't so hot.

Awesome

Here's the problem: I failed but I'm underage myself... :)

Dude,

Okay, fine. But you on "Advanced", they weren't advanced. I've been doing origami for quite some time now and those aren't advanced at all. come on, in ur next one make an expert option, don't make me make one.

carmelhadinosaur responds:

Well since you're doing origami for a while than ofcourse to youthey wont be advanced :D but for the people who are new to it, it is :)

Yeah it was pretty good.

Hey in response to SuperCobraJet429ci yes you can get past the tree lol. You have to go a diff way. instead of going around that maze thing, go to the right, to that pathetic dead end seeming path. however, the trees on the far right of the screen are spaced and you can go past them it will bring you to another screen, the one with the hole in the road except you're in the forest on the left. Walk around in that little path to get to the city. Hope you see this.

If you don't recognize me, I used to be TwinsenDude :)

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