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YOU ARE A GOD

BEST GAME ON NEWGROUNDS

fwe responds:

I'm glad someone thinks so.

Unbelieveable

Absolutely unbelieveable. I love you. Really, I do.

<3<3<3<3

The-Super-Flash-Bros responds:

I <3 you too!

Dude WTF

When you turn the wheel left and go backwards, the back of the car should go left, not right fool!

Rustygames responds:

lol. I'm aware of this and 1 other person has asked me about that. I just preffered my control method and since noone else really cared I stuck with it. My way is much easier :D

Pretty sweet

I'm very sick now though, I got a fever of 103.5 F... so I couldn't get past level 28 :(

GameBalance responds:

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Great game man!

Awesome challenge. Great actionscript in there, like the level select and the preloader. Great job!

Glaiel-Gamer responds:

thanks

eh...

First off... it was only 4 lines... not exactly hard to make.

Secondly, you said real 3d... this isn't real 3d it's faux 3d.

Thirdly, we already have 3d flash games: go to miniclip . com and you'll see them.

Fourthly, there were a lot of issues

It wasn't interesting or anything... I've seen way better.

joearchy responds:

First of all i admit, it has been done before on miniclip.com, but they're games dont involve a complex 3-D engine. it's just one perspective with a movie clip the shows you different sides depending on certain circumstances. What i have done is created a 3-D engine, very basic right now with a few bugs, but it does give you the unique ability to move your perspective aruond as you please. Find me a game on miniclip that does that and i will bite my tongue on any more responses and admit in the comment that it is too new or special... sound good?

Great game!

Great game guys.

ONE MAJOR PROBLEM:

Make harder levels as well. I quickly got to the point where I was beating the hardest level easily every time ( after only like 15 mins or less )

EviLudy responds:

Yes, I've had a couple more reviews about this...

You really need to fix this.

I just read all the other reviews and your reactions. The guy with the super long review is right on every point. To everyone that says it's too hard, you say stay under the cow. This does nothing, because the other cow can GO THROUGH YOU. This means when you drop it below yourself the cow just zooms through you and turns the holy blessing into a raw blessing. Like the guy with the long review, I tried everything, and it is impossible. Again like him, I think this has great potential, and you NEED to fix this before it's too late and Tom/Wade/whoever has viewed this and deemed it impossible and you don't get front page. If you fix it before that, this is almost guaranteed front page. Good luck!

earl223 responds:

Yeah... i did. You can now play it without the pesky Unhly Cow.

Anyways, i guess some of you just have to play with the Unholy guy a little longer. I've been testing the game while making it of course and have found a way to easily avoid the critter. Which is why i suggested: "Stay below the Unholy Cow..." and also the more distance you place between you and the cow, the faster the sucker will go. So keep you distance at a minimum, and try and go in circles around him. I hope it will work for you coz it worked for me.

Ehhhh

Not only is it probably stolen actionscript, it just wasn't fun and it's just like so many other generic platformers.

It didn't captivate me, the graphics weren't amazing or anything... I mean you didn't even incorporate squash and stretch.

This doesn't deserve it's score in my view.

G-C responds:

I don't see how its like so many other platformers, seeing as there is no platfroms involved, but hey, thats yor opinion.

Dude,

Okay, fine. But you on "Advanced", they weren't advanced. I've been doing origami for quite some time now and those aren't advanced at all. come on, in ur next one make an expert option, don't make me make one.

carmelhadinosaur responds:

Well since you're doing origami for a while than ofcourse to youthey wont be advanced :D but for the people who are new to it, it is :)

If you don't recognize me, I used to be TwinsenDude :)

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